Friday

We’re not in Kansas anymore.

After nearly two months of prepping, talking and imagining, I am finally here. Coming in fast on the British Airways 777, I could see a subtle haze of heat over the entire landscape that seemed randomly splotched with desert sand, brittle greenery and squatty concrete buildings. The thirty minutes that followed were unremarkable with a standard landing, standard de-boarding, standard customs, and standard baggage claim. Let the record show though, that I purposely used the standard toilet in customs, as I knew it would be the last one I would see in many months.


However, shortly after getting my bag and making an arrow shot for the currency exchange, evidence that I was in a foreign land became quite apparent when the power in the building went completely out for 10 minutes, and no one thought anything of it. “Well, other people in Delhi need power too!” said an old man standing in the dark on my left. The power did eventually come back on though, I got my rupees, and I made another arrow shot towards the exit as I was determined to not break pace towards my destination - Bagar.


Upon exiting the airport, I shortly found my driver holding “Benjamin Haynes” in large letters, and after a single point and nod in his direction we were off to his little white car. During our walk though, I found it extremely amusing that as we came up to an older and slower man on the sidewalk that was in our way, instead of walking around him the driver simply tapped the old man on the shoulder and directed him to move out of our way, which he did without protest - more evidence that I was not in Kansas anymore.


After loading the car with my cumbersome backpack, I sat in the blanketed backseat of his car. “Air conditioning?” he asked me. I had learned earlier that it was an extra 2-cents a kilometer, and decided to splurge. “Sure” I said - we were off.


Now, for the past eight hours I had been going over 600 mph at 30,000 feet, but this car ride was by far the most awe-inspiring form of transportation I had ever taken. I had heard for years from my friend Akhil that India driving was like non-other, to which I would promptly scoff. However, the next 5 hours of my life consisted of total automotive chaos. Whereas in the States I am used to rules, caution and safety on the road, Indian highways and roads do not have these luxuries. In India, traffic was a relentless, split-second balancing act of give and take between all drivers on the road. I watched in white-knuckle awe as cars ceaselessly darted in and out at high speed with inches to spare. Motorcycles often had three people on board, one of which was commonly an infant. People clinged to the back and tops of moving vans. Cows and goats dotted the road’s shoulder. But after all of the chaos and close calls, my driver delivered me unscathed to the front door of the Grassroots Development Laboratory hostel - my home for the next six months.

Tuesday

24 Hours In London. Tick Tock.

Well, I just dropped my Dad off at Paddington Station and walked back to the hotel through Hyde Park which I must say is amazing, and approaches the grandiosity of Central Park - this reinforces my opinion that Boston really needs to get its ass in gear with The Commons, but that's a whole other discussion.

Regardless, it was tough to say goodbye to my Dad on many levels, and now I'm left for 24 hours with that odd feeling that delicately straddles nervousness and excitement. Wait, did I just say "delicately straddles"? Oh well, it's a hell of metaphor and I stand by it.

Sunday

My First English Race Is In The Bag.

Just got back today from Raceday of the Silverstone Grand Prix with my Dad and it was a great experience. The crowd was - not surprisingly - heavily biased towards the two English drivers (Button and Hamilton), but neither delivered a stellar performance, so the mood at the track was a bit conciliatory.

It's worth noting though, that the crowd itself was the main difference that I noticed between an English race and an American race. Even in the States where F1 isn't that popular, the crowd stands at the start of the race, cheers, yells, waves flags, and has the assorted groups of drunken hillbillies. At an English race though, it's completely different. At the start of the race - the most exciting part of the entire weekend - everyone remains in their seats and observes. Then during the race, the crowd is nearly silent, wholly motionless, and simply claps at the ends of the race as if they've just witnesses a satisfying opera. And as for the boozing, I've never seen such a large group of people consistently drink throughout the day as I did each day at Silverstone racetrack, yet there were no real drunkenness per-se. It's almost as if they're adults or something...odd.

Regardless it was a great day for my Dad and I, and we're already planning our next abroad trip to watch in F1 race - perhaps Bahrain in 2010?

The English

I like the English, honest to God I really do. In fact, I’m quite proud of my English heritage despite my tendency to fixate on my Polish background for the main reason that it plays for much better comedic fodder at social gathers. Regardless, I do like the English as a people, but have become quite aware of their many quirks (a.k.a, flaws) during my short three day stay here. The three most notable things are as such:


LIMPING

Walking around the Silverstone racetrack now for two days, I have noticed a shockingly large number of people limping. Now, I'm not talk about extremity-dragging limps, but simply a general gaff in one's gate that seems to come from a past ankle, knee or hip injury. Regardless, whether this is a result of a poor healthcare system or insufficient footwear, it really needs to be addressed.


TALKING WITH THEIR TEETH

Ok, I'm not exactly breaking new ground here by saying that the English have "challenged" teeth. We're all aware that instead of the uniform pearly-whites that Americans are used to, English teeth cent to be brown in color, oblong, and seemingly placed in their mouth at random. But that’s not my main observation here. The truly odd part is that when they speak, they do so in a way that specifically showcases their dental dilemma. Whereas a simple “Hello” would easily cover the problem at hand, they decide to gleefully belt out a “Ha-looow!” while showing molars and bicuspids that I only see in the mirror at my dentist's office. If I had teeth like that, I would resort to grunts and smoke signals


FRUMPY WOMEN

Yeah, I SAID it. So what! English women suffer from chronic case of "The Frump", and I refuse to become a martyr for calling it out. They all seem to be wonderful bright-eyed women, but they also seem to have a penchant for fried foods and ill-fitting jeans.

Saturday

Catching Up

So, I’ve had this Blog for only 6 weeks, and so far I’ve been neglecting it like a cheap household plan. I first tried to catch up by documenting all of the nuances and innuendoes of my life over the past three weeks, but found myself overwhelmed by the amount of information. Therefore, I’ve decided to post the Cliff-notes version instead so that I can get back to posting relatively current happenings in the detail that I like. Therefore, without ado, here it is:

  • Moved from Boston on 6/1 and dropped all of my belongs off at my sister’s house in NJ, and got to spend a great four days with her, Josh and The Mads (my niece Madeline). They are all doing really well, proudly creating their own brand of chaos with a new house and daughter, and Madeline is turning into the cutest thing with ten toes and fingers.
  • I moved back to my parents house for two weeks while I waited to leave the country, and was startled with how easy it was was to live with them again - albeit for two weeks. But still, it was pretty damn impressed considering I’m nearly 30, was living with my parents, and have a decent ego and sense of pride
  • Left for England with my Dad on 6/17 and was totally heart-broken that we had to leave my Mom alone at the airport dropoff. She’s a seriously tough cookie though, so I’m sure she is dealing with it in her usual calm and functional way.
  • Been in England now with my Dad for about three days, and our time here has been perfect for what we planned to do (watch cars, talk about cars, and spend time together watching and talking about cars) but pretty damn frustrating at times with various unpredictabilities like a blown tire 30 minutes after getting our car, losing our car for two hours in a parking lot, and taking two more hours the next day to get a parking permit for our car. So in that case, cars have been the pinnacle and downfall of this entire trip. Go figure.

Ok, so that’s pretty much the skinny on what has been going on.

Wednesday

One Man. One Key.

I found the newest microcosm of my life this morning, and it’s my keys - wait, let me rephrase that: my “key”. The only key that I have in this world right now sits alone on a large, scratched and tarnished metal ring, and it’s the key to my bike lock. I don’t know yet whether to be proud or slightly ashamed of this fact, but it does make me feel like some sort of hobo-like vagabond.

Regardless, my key ring hasn’t been this bare since I was twelve years old when I got my first bike lock. So in that case, I guess there is some sort of solace when life comes so perfectly full circle like that.